Happy Friday! Although most of you are likely still staying home, I hope you have a nice and relaxing Memorial Day Weekend!
Here’s what the cats were up to this week!
Pillow Fort Friday
Harley: I declare today Pillow Fort Friday!
Mama: Today as in like all Fridays?
Mama: Or like today as in May 15th?
Mama: Is this a weekly thing or an annual thing?
Harley: You’re making this too complicated! Pillow Fort Friday is ruined!
Mama: Sorry, I just wanted to put it in my calendar. … So, um, same time next week?
Mama: No, really. I need to update my calendar. I need an answer!
Practice Makes Perfect
Mama: You look deep in thought.
Sophie: I do?
Sophie: Oh, good.
Mama: What are you thinking about?
Sophie: Perfecting my deep in thought look.
Sophie: So people think I have deep thoughts.
Mama: Don’t you?
Sophie: I think we both know the answer to that.
Dexter: The lion slowly approaches the watering hole.
Dexter: The watering hole is filled with some strange substance.
Mama: Don’t touch my popcorn.
Dexter: Pop. Corn. The lion shall see if this pop corn is as life sustaining as water.
Mama: Get your nose out of my bowl.
Dexter: ∗crunch crunch∗ The lion believes this poppy corn is as life sustaining as water. He shall return to this watering hole again.
Mama: Will you move? I’m trying to use my phone!
Woodrow: Well, I’m trying to take a selfie!
Mama: With MY phone.
Woodrow: I don’t have my own cuz you won’t buy me one!
Mama: Yeah, not gonna happen.
Woodrow: Well then…📸📸📸 Hey, can you text me these photos?
Olive: Mama, tell the chef I want salmon tonight, pan-seared with lemon butter sauce.
Mama: The chef?
Olive: You know, the person who prepares my meals.
Mama: That’s me.
Olive: Then tell yourself I want salmon.
Mama: Tell the diner she’ll get what she gets.
Olive: Excuse me? Where’s the manager of this establishment?
A Little Help?
Okay friends, help me out. What’s going through Dexter’s head right now?
On the Go
Harley: Outta the way, Mama!
Mama: Where’re you off to?
Harley: Nowhere. But fast.
Mama: Zoom zoom.
Harley: You know it!
Bonus Friday Bloopers
Stay safe, everyone!