Chatty Cats: Pillow Forts, Selfies and More!

Happy Friday! Although most of you are likely still staying home, I hope you have a nice and relaxing Memorial Day Weekend!

Here’s what the cats were up to this week!

Pillow Fort Friday

Harley: I declare today Pillow Fort Friday!
Mama: Today as in like all Fridays?
Harley: What?
Mama: Or like today as in May 15th?
Harley: Huh?
Mama: Is this a weekly thing or an annual thing?
Harley: You’re making this too complicated! Pillow Fort Friday is ruined!
Mama: Sorry, I just wanted to put it in my calendar. … So, um, same time next week?
Harley: …
Mama: No, really. I need to update my calendar. I need an answer!
#pillowfortfriday #ruined

blue-eyed siamese cat

Practice Makes Perfect

Mama: You look deep in thought.
Sophie: I do?
Mama: Yep.
Sophie: Oh, good.
Mama: What are you thinking about?
Sophie: Perfecting my deep in thought look.
Mama: Why?
Sophie: So people think I have deep thoughts.
Mama: Don’t you?
Sophie: I think we both know the answer to that.
#superficialdeepthoughts

beautiful white cat with blue eyes

Watering Hole

Dexter: The lion slowly approaches the watering hole.
Mama: Dexter…
Dexter: The watering hole is filled with some strange substance.
Mama: Don’t touch my popcorn.
Dexter: Pop. Corn. The lion shall see if this pop corn is as life sustaining as water.
Mama: Get your nose out of my bowl.
Dexter: ∗crunch crunch∗ The lion believes this poppy corn is as life sustaining as water. He shall return to this watering hole again.
#afternoonsnackingwithcats

tabby cat sniffing popcorn

Selfie Lover

Mama: Will you move? I’m trying to use my phone!
Woodrow: Well, I’m trying to take a selfie!
Mama: With MY phone.
Woodrow: I don’t have my own cuz you won’t buy me one!
Mama: Yeah, not gonna happen.
Woodrow: Well then…📸📸📸 Hey, can you text me these photos?
#thelovabledumdum

Fixed Menu

Olive: Mama, tell the chef I want salmon tonight, pan-seared with lemon butter sauce.
Mama: The chef?
Olive: You know, the person who prepares my meals.
Mama: That’s me.
Olive: Then tell yourself I want salmon.
Mama: Tell the diner she’ll get what she gets.
Olive: Excuse me? Where’s the manager of this establishment?
Mama: Hello.
Olive: Drat.
#fixedmenu

tortie cat looks upset

A Little Help?

Okay friends, help me out. What’s going through Dexter’s head right now?
#deadpandexter

tabby cat in cat bed

On the Go

Harley: Outta the way, Mama!
Mama: Where’re you off to?
Harley: Nowhere. But fast.
Mama: Zoom zoom.
Harley: You know it!
#harleyonthego

blue-eyed siamese cat walking by

Bonus Friday Bloopers


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20 thoughts on “Chatty Cats: Pillow Forts, Selfies and More!

  1. What a week…….well, the gang seems to be MOSTLY staying out of trouble although that “popcorn pond” may be in a bit of danger from the imaginative Dexter. I think Olive wants to go the gourmet route but the chef is taking her OWN route! Otherwise seems things are on an even keel at Casa De Chatty!! Happy Memorial Day weekend.

    Hugs, Pam and Teddy too

  2. It’s not going to work, Dexter! Pretending Big Kitty isn’t there isn’t going to make him disappear.

  3. Dexter, if you like popcorn then you should try Smart Food- cheddar flavored popcorn. My Brody loves it. Have a wonderful weekend. XO

  4. Can I have some popcorn while I read…MOL😸You’re all so sweet and I really liked to have a close look into those nostrils…MOL MOL…Pawkisses for a Happy Day to all of you🐾😽💞

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