Happy Friday! It’s raining here in Southern California, which is a nice change for us. But that puts our “cleaning out the catio” plans on hold for the weekend. The cats are really getting on our case about it. They want it in tip-top shape for when it opens again.
Here’s what the cats were up to this week!
Olive: Mama, are you done working?
Olive: Does “almost” mean 2 minutes or 2 days?
Mama: When has almost ever meant 2 days?
Olive: It could, you never know.
Mama: I think it’s safe to say it doesn’t mean 2 days.
Olive: Does “safe to say” mean definitely or maybe?
Mama: I’ll be done in 15 minutes!!
Olive: Does “15 minutes” mean-
A Purse for Every Occasion
Sophie: Mama, let’s do this puzzle.
Mama: I can’t do puzzles with you around. You always steal the pieces.
Sophie: I need something to put in my purse.
Mama: The purse you can’t find?
Sophie: No, my other purse. It’s my puzzle pieces purse.
Mama: And where is that one?
Sophie: It’s a secret.
Mama: You don’t know where it is, do you?
Sophie: That’s what secret means.
Time Change Woes
Dexter: Mama, I’m late!!
Mama: What do you mean?
Dexter: My morning bath. I’m an hour late!
Mama: Don’t worry, it’s just the time change.
Dexter: So I’m not late?
Mama: Well, yes and no. It depends on how you look at it.
Dexter: That’s not helpful, Mama!
Mama: Relax, it’s Sunday.
Dexter: Have we met?!?
Woodrow: Hi, Mama!!!
Mama: Woodrow, I just can’t with your cuteness.
Woodrow: Oh, sorry.
Mama: No need to apologize.
Woodrow: Okay, sorry. Doh!
Mama: Did you forget to brush your hair this morning?
Harley: What do you mean?
Mama: The hair between your eyes is a little…floofy.
Harley: I just can’t tame it!
Mama: Well, it’s very cute.
Harley: Like, manly cute?
Mama: Definitely. It’s very manly, adorably, delightfully cute.
Olive: Mama, this time change got me like…💤
Mama: I feel ya!
Olive: I can’t even keep my eyes open!
Mama: It’s not THAT late.
Olive: It feels like 8 o’clock! And that’s past my bedtime.
Mama: You sound like an old lady.
Olive: We ARE old ladies!
Mama: Don’t include me in that! I stay up past 8! ∗whispering∗ Most nights.
Sophie: Mama, is it going to stop raining soon?
Sophie: But I had plans to go shopping. I can’t go out now!
Mama: So why did you make me buy you that umbrella?
Sophie: It matched my purse. Duh.
Bonus Friday Photo
Look! Woodrow and Dexter are touching paws! This is big in our house. Dexter tolerates Woodrow being around…but touching paws? I’m sure it was a mistake.
Have a wonderful weekend!