Chatty Cats: Tired, Schmart and More!


Another week has flown by, which means we’ve arrived at our recap of weekly chats. And as you’ll see, the cats had plenty to talk about this past week. All of us here hope that you have a wonderful Friday and nice weekend!

Tired Kitty

Sophie: Mama, I’m pooped.
Mama: But the day has barely started.
Sophie: I know, but I’ve already eaten breakfast, pounced on Olive and whappy-pawed Eddie. That’s a lot for a kitty like me.
Mama: You mean a lazy kitty?
Sophie: Funny coming from someone still in their PJs.
#zing #sassycat #lazyisrelative

white cat yawning

Schmart Sophie

Sophie: Pssst, Woodrow. You may be older than me, but I’m way schmarter.
Woodrow: Okay.
Sophie: Pro-tip. The cuter we look, the more treats we get.
Woodrow: Boop.
Sophie: We’re golden.
#schmartsophie #connivingsiblings

gray tabby cat and white cat touching noses

The Invasion Has Begun

Dexter: Take me to your leader, human. I am Blogarth from Planet Catron. This is a hostile takeover unless my demands are met.
Mama: And what are your demands?
Dexter: Earth too-na.
#alienkitty #demandingdexter

gray and white tabby cat

Glum on a Monday

Mama: Why so glum, Woodrow?
Woodrow: It’s Monday and the day Daddy goes off to work. I miss him so much when he leaves.
Mama: But I work from home and I’m here all day.
Woodrow: … As I said, I miss him so much when he leaves.
#mondayblues #woodrowloveshisdaddy

gray and white tabby cat

When Ross gets home from work each day, Woodrow lets out the most pathetic cry and runs over and jumps into his lap for a cuddle. It’s very sweet. Perhaps a little insulting.

On Guard!

Olive: Halt! Who goes there?
Mama: It’s just me. I need to grab a spare shopping bag.
Olive: What’s the password!?!
Mama: Do we have to do this every time? … ok … “Torties are the most beautiful cats.”
Olive: You may pass.
#tortieonguard #strictsecurity

tortie cat in box

No Treats for You

Harley: Woodrow, wake up! Let’s get mama to give us some treats.
Woodrow: I’m still sleepy. You get them and save some for me.
Harley: Save is not in my vocabulary. Snooze it and lose it, buddy.
#harleythehoarder #blueeyedbeauty

Siamese mix cat with blue eyes

Ugh

Mama: Rough night?
Sophie: Ermdaskafnsgdkn.
Mama: Gotcha.
#whenyouwakeupinthecloset #blamethenip #throwbackthursday

white cat sitting funny


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21 thoughts on “Chatty Cats: Tired, Schmart and More!

  1. Oh yeah, Woodrow, Harley will save you some treats, right in his belly. Have a good weekend everyone.

  2. MOL! Our sister Miss Newton does the exact same thing when our Dad comes home. Mom, way past the insult phase, has learned to ignore it. Miss Newton will always be Dad’s girl.

  3. Thanks for the share. These are brilliant. As I more down to the next one. They were making us laugh out loud. Take me to your leader was the one that put tears in my eyes for laughing so hard. Have a great weekend.

  4. Vry cute. We have no idea what the last bit means. We barely speak English. MOL Luv the fotos. Big hugs and Happy Mother’s day awnty Rachel.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  5. The invasion has begun… 😂😂😂
    Earth too-na… 🤣🤣🤣
    Making me laugh out loud 😆😜
    Harley is so beautiful, so sweet 😻
    Happy Funny Caturday 💕
    Sid

  6. Sophie, your brand of sassiness got us giggling, and the laughs just kept coming as we read all of the others’ lines, too, :)

    Happy Mother’s Day to your wonderful Mom!

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